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Half-Month Popular Human Entertainment Thorax Concealer

Half-Month Popular Human Entertainment Thorax Concealer

Half-Month Popular Human Entertainment Thorax Concealer

Regular price $18.95
Do you or your fellow humans spend most of your planet rotation engaging in, or watching a puny blue haired mammal slaughter other humans virtually?
We have the perfect thorax concealer for you. Show off your love for one of the most popular human entertainment games!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
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