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Shipping & Delivery

Due to Covid-19 your item may take longer to make and ship. Thank you for sticking with us and stay safe!

 

Most of your products will be dispatched and transmitted to your domicile within 3 to 5 of your normal daily rotations of the planet, after they have been synthesized in our human item production facility.

Translation: Due to current events items purchased can take 3-7 business days to make and 3-5 business days for delivery. Thank you for your cooperation. 

Pocket Tees are printed cut and sewn by hand, current estimates due to the pandemic are 2-7 business days to produce and 2-7 day shipping time. We are working hard to make shipping faster and appreciate your support during this time!

Personalized hoodies, shirts and special requests. These items require image editing and approval by you before being sent to be made, please allow 2-5 business days to edit your image or make your design, The product then needs to be made which can take up to 2-7 business days. In total please allow up to 20 days for personalized and special requests, and 7-14 days for express shipping.

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